10) dogs
problem
knows Who does not love ... our barker.
Quasi in gratitude that we have domesticated them, they must of course go to any inappropriate opportunity "walkies".
Whether you put in just a very tricky point, the four-legged little disturbing.
some point look up these desperate dogs eyes so sad that you found Aerith Gainsborough's death at the hands of Sephiroth as a bad joke by Fips Asmussen.
Countermeasures:
Either a Flexi-leash at 1000 meters and the little dog in the newly acquired 200 square villa, a "walk the dog room" set up.
9) family celebrations
problem
has just one, just before closing time "Game Time" for his favorite role-playing game Mass worried and then Mom comes in and asks:
"! light of morning, we have to get up early Grandma Celebrates 75th Birthday!"
course one could counter the Grandma Cheerful but has no idea and you would be missing his guild in the raid as a tank but significantly.
Unfortunately, Mom usually the longer breath and clamps the compiler or by hand from the console.
Countermeasures:
withdraw his grandmother extreme love and that you will go as far as disinherited grandchildren. Easier it would soak mums newly acquired Pumps in Domestos and to showcase their pride
. Bet you go the next 6 weeks nowhere at all?
8) friends / buddies
problem
In times of networked worlds / Chats / Team Speak in video games, the best mates respectively friends no longer come in person. This is even the contrary, the gambling extremely detrimental, but you have to focus simultaneously on a call and the screen. A Ammenmmärchen of the secular gamers is multitasking is enabled.
His social skills, the player with gold or farming experience but live fully in the game.
Countermeasures:
no social contact to avoid wherever possible and behave as pronounced puke if you get into the trouble to close friends.
7) acquisition on the phone
problem
Since you're sitting right now at a strong position with a Hüpfspiel where one is already dead death in 1000, then it looks as if it really does deliver ... the pulse takes to his heels immediately and you start to sweat ... then ... jaa damn, yes ... It
the phone rings and now the concentration disturbed the game ... of course forgive this lack of concentration and not one dies the 1,001th Death in the game. Outraged
to stand out from the phone and immediately asked whether it was not his would like to switch phone or power company.
later you have to buy them in the city and a new phone, since you have it "hang" when accidentally broken in 1000 pieces.
course you stay with his old provider.
Countermeasures:
meet its energy needs completely autonomous and rely on the good old methods of communication ... the smoke signals or the bush telegraph.
6) neighbors
Problem: You sit
nervous before his last fight with the role-playing boss.
The last time saven already half hours ago and one has already survived the transformation x.te the boss suddenly ... atomized into thousands of opponents of sparks ...
Man juchzt out a sound of satisfaction, only to see how at this moment, the screen is black. After a near heart attack one chooses to go to bed.
The next day we learn from the landlord of the neighbor next door had a shitty day and swim with his hair dryer is gone ... the course has carved out the fuse of the house.
counter-measures: Keep
His neighbors are satisfied with small gifts or for which you provide solely to the power source is located.
5) working
problem
straight is one durchfarmten after Night really groggy and then the alarm clock rings ... this symbolizes the end of gaming and you land hard on the next level, the so-called "Real Life".
Here one can physically operate mostly eight hours before the interruption is over again and you can continue playing.
course, you can not farm the amount of gold and level up in "RL" on a level only a year. Such a shice ...
Countermeasures:
helps here only "Hartz4" in his "RL" aufzuspielen.
4) Other media
problem
course there are other ways to consume his life. With music or Films, the gimmick two potent adversaries, fighting for your soul forever.
It has long been held as inclined gamers who of the 3, the race probably does.
Countermeasures:
together just to keep the coal always zuhaben the latest games at launch.
3) porn
problem
Especially as a man you have can not fulfill even the 24/7-Zocken sometimes just needs to a certain a game.
There must be created stronger "hand" to the problem eliminated. One should be careful that one does not necessarily but yes to this "porn" will clap, because you hold your hands needs but for the joypad.
Countermeasures: banish
All Pornadressen from his computer and the Internet play again on 2 CDs.
2) patches, updates, system versions
problem
Everyone knows it. Man finally gets the game on the one sometimes has been waiting for years. For sheer excitement pushes it into his DVD drive in order to throw up later because of the bug in the first section of the Superdupermegaspiels one makes progress impossible.
is something less serious to play the part of new updates or lengthy Systemaktuallisierungen.
"Holy shit! When it is finally be played out ... do, do, do, do, do ... "
course, one should not freak out as loud as usual ..
Countermeasures:
The good old Super Nintendo to get out of the attic and on the" Höha, schnella, weita "attitude of the video game shit-Business
1) ... easily sleeping girlfriends (wake up)
problem.
The biggest problem really is the sleep of his girlfriend all the one. should have should have friend with a sound sleep this necessarily illegitimate.
with women gamers are a light sleeper might consider a new hobby or a new wife.
The inclined Player knows it, of course, having a new game and this will necessarily be played. Of course it is itself extremely hot dadrauf.
The friend shares the joy over the new "family member" of course not and anyway would prefer something that one deals with it and playing around.
Now draw it out all the stops for his girlfriend to bed tired and get shut.
foot massages, hot water bottles ... yes, you even rumored that several "cuddle" come into play so that the "female" gets a resting heart rate, and finally falls asleep.
course are still saying things like: "Oh, dear ... until the next save point" or "equal treasure ... even the boss!"
avoid wherever possible should any time announcements, as the woman set up nailed to it and the chance to sleep it no longer is first given.
you now have everything done right the sweet femininity to sleep soundly.
If they have a light sleeper it will get up at dawn, just at the best place to bed and also not afraid drowsy easy to identify your console or PC.
Countermeasures:
No known effective countermeasures.
written by Hirschchen
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