Saturday, September 27, 2008

Why Am I Attracted To Milfd

My Forum habits

In the last time I noticed something:
Within the 5 1 / 2 years that I'm actually here now here (by the way verwarnungslos and with relatively few, but of course ONLY high-quality contributions ), have crept in me certain behaviors that affect the browsing options.

And anyway I wanted to contribute something even more or less meaningful, and my other subjects, were snapped up, for example, about my two favorite threads, already two friendly colleagues thought I was me, this is THE to have the opportunity for you, sometimes a glimpse of Jer's surfing behavior is In this sense, from the Post:

If the PC is first turned on, dubbed the playlist in Media Player on the current emotional state,'s're off. The fire fox that I have affectionately dubbed Foxy Brown gets his itinerary: http://www.gamepro.de/forum/index.php is the magic address that I have noted as a bookmark.
This has the result that I often the main page of the Gamepro weeks did not get to face, and then am surprised when issues arise in the forum, which seem alien to each other but are treated as if it normal.

example, the discussions about annoying commercials that I be spared even in this roundabout way to a great extent. And anyway, Foxy, that would absolutely govern anyway. Once
So, on the forum main page, the first wait for the window that I either telling you that the good Key sent me once again one of our usual mammoth PNs (this is often in vain waited ), or, lately that I can send you our Lionhead, I would have beaten the day before his neighbor boy to invalids.

Anyway, these obstacles are first taken (the mammoth is PN-read in the first rule, and then answered if the relationships I already know not ), you can start even the happy browsing in Forum: Starting

is always with the small talk forum, nice top-down stop. Generally speaking, Sticky threads are usually only once completely ignored, and I scroll down to the other. If the time, then maybe once a sign of life in the "Why are you still on? (Early clock from 23 to 5 clock) is created, if your thread is at this time on the first page (everything after it will turn into usually ignored, you have to stop priorities )

bike threads and "Oh, I xxxx contributions, I pay homage to "threads I itch it, so once the new stupid photos of new stupid users in the" admired User-Gallery "forum. Should I have followed my sight, contrary to expectations continue to be, in the football thread Once again did my thoughts with Bayern Munich made known so that even just never, never forget, someone, before I will, if there are new posts in the "(first) love" thread (my second favorite thread ) by looking .

enough There, everything from hopeless to amusing, but I'm a nice person, and actually try to always help. be intellectually high-quality conversations with Morpheus out, BB has come here until he has come "in the slippers," yes, yes, the thread has a unique fascination.

The "general questions" thread "is graced with my presence, but usually more passive, I most of the wealthy do not know. Or knew her, that zebras are black with white stripes? The rest of the runs are in temporary Smalltalk Forum Threads, which find no mention here only once.

Then it's off into the media forum and into the hip hop thread, my territory. is posted here of course the most, have written over 500 of my posts there, and sometimes it's criminal past the OT, but hey, that must be there, too.
Especially when James' love for bad ... uh, diplomatic words, getting used to getting music every now and then hammered into the memory (not personally take ).

But fortunately there are indeed enough to share my views. Otherwise be here just once then written CD reviews, if something new is there, etc. pp. Then, in "Last Seen Movie browsed thread that allowed some free my Trash Love Run, and then it goes on to the relatively new" Movie Screenshot Quiz ", where I always have to ask how much free time, our Lionhead to virtually any movie from any screenshot to know there.

I usually go out empty, but that's life. Much more interesting, the media forum at the time really hard, again smaller than threads, which then disappear after a few days / weeks, so will just purely looked in the games forum where I can write, thanks to lack of current consoles somehow so hardly anything.

But the PES vs. FIFA - Discussions are for me the daily routine as a cup of coffee in the morning, I can only recommend. "tips and cheats" are dead, wonder anyway, then why it is still wasted mods, but good, so fast. Only a short trip to PC Forum, again without much to say, before I will be the "opinions the issue "come.

the moment it is there again quiet, but at the time of the envelope discussion was real here all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, there are only a few tears on the subject, which are also dry, the Abokündingsdrohungen are still regularly Currently "The Hellboy comic is a Abogoodie shit, I quit!". I often wonder how many of the people at the end really notice, but that's probably nothing to me.

If I have a lot of time, as now, I create quickly once the current issue is a topic with all the ratings, partly out of pure human love, but mostly to show all failures in the waiting thread that I already my notebook have received. My last stop is still the "Opinions on GamePro.de" forum, but also is almost dying, but terminally ill should be visited so, you never know when is the last chance for that.

So, all this is done, is often so much time has passed that I have in my favorite threads (all of course the self-created: ouch) by looking back can be found to new posts. Yeah, life as Committed User's just not easy, but what has the library otherwise a repeat function? I

n this sense, I hope my insight into my life you enjoyed when you've made it this far to read, I can only you to beglückwunschen too much time I also had to write the article. And if the part Hirschchen really thinks publishable, perhaps you read again what the blog of me.

Until then,

Jer

written by Jer1989

posted by Hirschchen

Windows 7 Wireless Lag

the GamePro forum and I

Since 10/27/2002 I am now registered in the GamePro forum and now I celebrate my 4000th Contribution (1.85 posts per day). Today it is time to look back on my time in the forum. Six long years I've stayed true to this forum and there were some ups and downs. Let's start:

At the forum, I am of course by the GamePro come. On my registration period, the GamePro just came fresh on the market, how many issues were previously available but I can not say exactly. The first real issue at the newsstand was 10/2002, ie the intervening period may not have been too large. At that time the Forum had a completely different design and was much smaller. Over time, however, are more and more users come, and brought life to the place tidy.

When I look at old posts of mine, I only wonder about what I wrote for a nonsense. At that time I was still using a different user name on the board - BenderXXL I used to be called. At some point I will but by a the then mods can be renamed. Since then, knows (and loves ) I am known as Bert Barth. My post

behavior was not always so special. At first I was very motivated and I have written a lot. But when I look at my 1000 thread, I just wonder how I got that far. At some point I had lost the desire on the forum and made a big break, the exact times but I have not in the head. For a while I have only read by and written anything. Somehow I had to write because there is no great desire was. Earlier this year I had even turned to another gaming magazine forum - namely the NMAG forum. With the death of the mags was for me but somehow the forum died. Since I also had quite a good time ne (it was more among themselves because there were hardly any user), but in the GamePro forum was and is definitely better! So I've been about half a year here in this Forum. I had started there with ~ 2600 posts and now I am in 4000th When users choose the forum I was even two first - I was really happy.

here in the forum I have met many nice people and learned you can just write about everything. Whether on games (where I currently only have the bargain-day follow thread), about the issue (here I let myself from you, even if I cancel my subscription now, unfortunately), in about movies ( Media forum I read from time to time with really active I am here but surely not) or about God and the world in Smalltalk Forum (here I know most of the first love-thread). I find this forum and the community just great! Keep it up - and a more beautiful time with you!

Here is the link to my created thread, maybe one or the other finds something interesting to Get High ... click !

written by bert barth

posted by Hirschchen

Friday, September 19, 2008

Design Your Own Belt Buckle Online For Free

...... Ten things that are extremely annoying in video games.

10) dogs

problem
knows Who does not love ... our barker.
Quasi in gratitude that we have domesticated them, they must of course go to any inappropriate opportunity "walkies".
Whether you put in just a very tricky point, the four-legged little disturbing.
some point look up these desperate dogs eyes so sad that you found Aerith Gainsborough's death at the hands of Sephiroth as a bad joke by Fips Asmussen.

Countermeasures:
Either a Flexi-leash at 1000 meters and the little dog in the newly acquired 200 square villa, a "walk the dog room" set up.

9) family celebrations

problem
has just one, just before closing time "Game Time" for his favorite role-playing game Mass worried and then Mom comes in and asks:
"! light of morning, we have to get up early Grandma Celebrates 75th Birthday!"
course one could counter the Grandma Cheerful but has no idea and you would be missing his guild in the raid as a tank but significantly.
Unfortunately, Mom usually the longer breath and clamps the compiler or by hand from the console.

Countermeasures:
withdraw his grandmother extreme love and that you will go as far as disinherited grandchildren. Easier it would soak mums newly acquired Pumps in Domestos and to showcase their pride
. Bet you go the next 6 weeks nowhere at all?

8) friends / buddies

problem

In times of networked worlds / Chats / Team Speak in video games, the best mates respectively friends no longer come in person. This is even the contrary, the gambling extremely detrimental, but you have to focus simultaneously on a call and the screen. A Ammenmmärchen of the secular gamers is multitasking is enabled.
His social skills, the player with gold or farming experience but live fully in the game.

Countermeasures:
no social contact to avoid wherever possible and behave as pronounced puke if you get into the trouble to close friends.

7) acquisition on the phone

problem
Since you're sitting right now at a strong position with a Hüpfspiel where one is already dead death in 1000, then it looks as if it really does deliver ... the pulse takes to his heels immediately and you start to sweat ... then ... jaa damn, yes ... It
the phone rings and now the concentration disturbed the game ... of course forgive this lack of concentration and not one dies the 1,001th Death in the game. Outraged
to stand out from the phone and immediately asked whether it was not his would like to switch phone or power company.
later you have to buy them in the city and a new phone, since you have it "hang" when accidentally broken in 1000 pieces.
course you stay with his old provider.

Countermeasures:
meet its energy needs completely autonomous and rely on the good old methods of communication ... the smoke signals or the bush telegraph.

6) neighbors

Problem: You sit
nervous before his last fight with the role-playing boss.
The last time saven already half hours ago and one has already survived the transformation x.te the boss suddenly ... atomized into thousands of opponents of sparks ...
Man juchzt out a sound of satisfaction, only to see how at this moment, the screen is black. After a near heart attack one chooses to go to bed.
The next day we learn from the landlord of the neighbor next door had a shitty day and swim with his hair dryer is gone ... the course has carved out the fuse of the house.

counter-measures: Keep
His neighbors are satisfied with small gifts or for which you provide solely to the power source is located.

5) working

problem
straight is one durchfarmten after Night really groggy and then the alarm clock rings ... this symbolizes the end of gaming and you land hard on the next level, the so-called "Real Life".
Here one can physically operate mostly eight hours before the interruption is over again and you can continue playing.
course, you can not farm the amount of gold and level up in "RL" on a level only a year. Such a shice ...

Countermeasures:
helps here only "Hartz4" in his "RL" aufzuspielen.

4) Other media

problem
course there are other ways to consume his life. With music or Films, the gimmick two potent adversaries, fighting for your soul forever.
It has long been held as inclined gamers who of the 3, the race probably does.

Countermeasures:
together just to keep the coal always zuhaben the latest games at launch.

3) porn

problem
Especially as a man you have can not fulfill even the 24/7-Zocken sometimes just needs to a certain a game.
There must be created stronger "hand" to the problem eliminated. One should be careful that one does not necessarily but yes to this "porn" will clap, because you hold your hands needs but for the joypad.

Countermeasures: banish
All Pornadressen from his computer and the Internet play again on 2 CDs.

2) patches, updates, system versions

problem
Everyone knows it. Man finally gets the game on the one sometimes has been waiting for years. For sheer excitement pushes it into his DVD drive in order to throw up later because of the bug in the first section of the Superdupermegaspiels one makes progress impossible.
is something less serious to play the part of new updates or lengthy Systemaktuallisierungen.
"Holy shit! When it is finally be played out ... do, do, do, do, do ... "
course, one should not freak out as loud as usual ..

Countermeasures:
The good old Super Nintendo to get out of the attic and on the" Höha, schnella, weita "attitude of the video game shit-Business

1) ... easily sleeping girlfriends (wake up)
problem.
The biggest problem really is the sleep of his girlfriend all the one. should have should have friend with a sound sleep this necessarily illegitimate.
with women gamers are a light sleeper might consider a new hobby or a new wife.
The inclined Player knows it, of course, having a new game and this will necessarily be played. Of course it is itself extremely hot dadrauf.
The friend shares the joy over the new "family member" of course not and anyway would prefer something that one deals with it and playing around.
Now draw it out all the stops for his girlfriend to bed tired and get shut.
foot massages, hot water bottles ... yes, you even rumored that several "cuddle" come into play so that the "female" gets a resting heart rate, and finally falls asleep.
course are still saying things like: "Oh, dear ... until the next save point" or "equal treasure ... even the boss!"
avoid wherever possible should any time announcements, as the woman set up nailed to it and the chance to sleep it no longer is first given.
you now have everything done right the sweet femininity to sleep soundly.
If they have a light sleeper it will get up at dawn, just at the best place to bed and also not afraid drowsy easy to identify your console or PC.

Countermeasures:
No known effective countermeasures.

written by Hirschchen