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Signature performance: Tobaccos GamePro Forums History - a collection of links

It's time again for a new post in the otherwise so dead GamePro blog. And what the occasion is to disturb this peace? The signature of Tobacco! His signature contains "A piece (sometimes bizarre) GamePro Forums story" - or "Tobaccos links. The list contains many links to threads in the GamePro forum, some with funny content, sometimes serious, sometimes unintentionally funny, and often already been closed. Yes, this signature that was worth writing a new post in the blog. A Signature I have not seen before and I find the idea simply great. In addition, hereby established a new section is born - the signature ideas! Thread ideas there are a dime a dozen, and why should not you also imagine signatures? The signatures personalize the user. And out there in the vastness of the forum and there are certainly many signatures that would like to be presented as well. Some beautiful I have already discovered. So is the display of signatures from only do not you might miss something! But now to the actual topic - Tobaccos signature!


you want to mod internals? Here she gets her ... - closed. I did not then realize it live, but what is in the thread, I already elicits a smile. At that time, was probably correct from the post between the community, it rolled really ends - even a mod that time did not get caught. At the time, certainly a serious issue. Today, the parties may, however, determined to laugh about it. And then-Mod is also still the forums ...


VIP = Very Idiotic Persons? - closed. A VIP area in the GamePro forum? Aye, well that's passed me. Can I not much to say, was probably set back (or never opened properly? If perhaps with the large Rebirth of the site? ). In any case, the issue ended soon in wild orgies and insult was closed. Amusing to it is to read all!

New mod in March - closed. A female presenter pardon - a female presenter - called Nintenda? 've also noticed that I do not. The interesting things always seem to happen during my call time, I am appalled! 31 pages Eh, yes ... I call it "degeneracy". Well, mitlerweile have the mods so again under a lady. to Maryokutai squinting

Mods purely a look - it is important - open. The title says it all, right? Aye, who looks not to such a thread which is important for the mods? "What is went wrong? "Uh ... no, that question not me, it is a quote of the user David Hunter (suspended), which denounces the Communiy public. Is he right? Rubbish ...

How to become a mod at all? And how many are there? - open. Interesting topic. How to become a Mod? What does it take for it? What demands are placed on one? Ah yes, the mod does one apply not just once, one is chosen from the current mod-squad. The only candidate are content-rich websites, discussion skills, a good deal with other users - and even more important than all the previous stuff: a free mod-Posten.

The Offtopic- thread - closed. The offtopic thread. Super. An area reserved in the Smalltalk-Forum, where everything is in! Yes, even the clips from the DSF Sexy Shower! Ah ne moment, this was not the reason why the thread was eventually closed? Or was it because the thread was abused as a chat? We do not know exactly ...

The Offtopic Thread (Reloaded) - closed. The offtopic thread. Super. An area of the Smalltalk-Forum, where everything is in! ... Moment, we were not already? True - but yes here is the thread Reloaded! A retry of the thread that was started by PhanZero . How has ended, should be known. After all this time it was 365 pages long good (the original was "only" 314 pages).

The unofficial blog GamePro - open. The unofficial blog was created by GamePro Vynix to life. If you read this post, you know dürftet the blog. This is around the forum thread shows, interviews, stories and brand new: signature ideas. So love community: you took heart, and writes for the blog! And at some point the say so in times of GamePro, I'm sooo sure!

carpooling / car sharing - open. A topic which Tobacco certainly very much at heart, at least it was called by him to life. Thanks to this thread, I signed up in such a portal and would have even heard someone across almost taken by Germany. This does not only save some money, no one experiences also stories and has fun. Testimonials are read in the thread.

Did you know ... - open. Do you know that? These know-alls or smartass, which cut out suddenly in a conversation something which would have paid off so no? can fro That it too funny, this thread shows. Many funny laws, etc., can one read like to smile - but others despair.

The thread for general questions - open. Very nice thread for anyone who burns an (un) important question on the tongue, but would not need to open a separate thread for it. Here we read of many questions to which there is some bizarre answers. Predicate: worth reading!

Life, the Universe and Everything - open. One issue on which it certainly is not the answer. And if you think about it too long, you end up safely in the Klapsemühle. So it helps to talk only about the best in this thread. What other users the world picture, or the Allbild? Here you can read and discuss it!

Club to preserve the spelling - open. Hach so, in the anonymity of the Internet there are many different spellings. Especially in forums do not take it all users as accurate with your spelling. The search is case insensitive, the sentence structure does not matter anyway, and punctuation errors are not corrected. Sometimes texts are really unreadable. For this reason this club was founded to preserve the spelling! Members 12 (in words: twelve!) In 1544 (in words: Tausendfünfhundertvierundvierzig) active users in the forum ...

Michael Jackson - Live in Bucharest: The Dangerous Tour - open. Who does not know him, the King of Pop? This thread is dedicated to Michael Jackson himself. This is not just about the tour (which should now be over ), but Michael Jackson. You are a fan of him or you want to be a fan? You hear his music just like? Here you are right!

Christmas raffle # 1 # 2 # 3 - open. What is this? A user gives away his entire collection of consoles, games and DVDs? Yes indeed, it has been in the GamePro forum. 2006 was the year that has separated JP of his belongings. Behind this is a sad story, has Vynix also dedicated a blog entry. In memory of JP

You can visit us all the time ... - open. Ernst Henry opened a thread with the ambiguous title? THE Henry Ernst of GamePro times all of us can? What's wrong? Truly amazing what Mr. Ernst has to be carried away. The community, one and all of the forum to pop such a sentence on the head! But even read and experience the entire, incredible truth!

How credible is the Driv3r rating? - closed. Ohhhhhhh ohhh ohhhh! A dark figure in the history of GamePro. No, I say nothing. This must be silenced! It does not please you to read this thread, you will then no longer / be the same. No, please! Ok, but later said no I did not warn you!

GamePro 01_07 - open. Every month there is a thread on the current output in GamePro magazine opinion on the forum. This legendary edition 01_07 has today brought to 33 pages, I think that's a record. The trigger? The introduction of the new scoring system of GamePro! A sensitive issue, which should now be even more responsible for various dispute. Can we really unravel all the games under the new scoring system and individually assessed? The fact is we have to to live - whether it will work now like it or not.

IVW figures III/2008 - The battle festival continues - open. The good Evil (is that possible? Is not that a contradiction in terms? ) go to the trouble and presents to us again and again the current sales figures of all the gaming magazines. Very interesting what all expire. Equally interesting, however, is also Evils Magaziniac page - here you will find information and statistics on all the magazines. Class, more evil like that!

Call of Duty / ethically questionable? - closed. Call of Duty 4 is a game with a serious background and certainly not suitable for children. The test brought the game to some discussions, which focused primarily on the mission "Death from above". Eventually, however, it was not just about the ethical discussion about the game and the test in the magazine. The topics drifted slightly, but read for yourself

mobile porn advertisement in the GP - open. Do you know that? Zaps through her TV program and stuck on music channels (may be called the even the games, the music at all?) - Mobile phone porn advertising - and at normal times. Change of topic. Do you know that? You read the GamePro and gets caught in a test (must be the call today that the case? If the mag at all all tested, on some pages) - Mobile phone porn advertising - and in a Spielemag, which appeals to a very young group game! Scandal! Read for yourself!

not reporting more on the games indexed 18er DVD (?) - Open. Do you remember the 18er DVD GamePro? No, not the day you hold in your hands. I mean the right of former 18er DVD! Yes, everything was better. Were still shown as content, hats off Inge Meisel! Since you have not received a good value. And today? Honestly, there is a difference with regular DVD at a kiosk? Right now I just look for ... no, I can make no more! Oh crap I am also no longer a subscriber! That could explain a lot. But it does not! The fact is that sooner was the 18er DVD special, plumper, Exclusive! And today it is not all that anymore.

Justify your back - no left-aligned text - open. The worth is not an issue, for others a serious criticism is that the transition from block to set left-aligned text in GamePro. Oh yes, it has taken quite hard Tobacco. How do you think?! The thread is still open!

subscription DVD case - open. A sad moment in the history of GamePro: the elimination of the universally beloved DVD cases. The justifications were a joke, the compensation was an even bigger joke, but read for yourself at least one taught us this thread: Polls in the forum are not representative, I repeat (!): NOT representative! Polls are imaginary but, yes. And now for butter for the fish!

[to be continued] - well I hope so! Hopefully not only Tobbacos links, but also the GamePro blog! Los pulls people to you and write something! On the breath!

written by bert barth
posted by Hirschchen

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games (over) flow?

My God! What were the last weeks nice ...
Then came out blow by blow some games that I had been waiting for. to name
Fallout3, gears2 or Call of Duty 5 .. but a few potent candidate.
Should I shall rejoice and exult in this very not so much.
I want these games to surge in November to complain but somehow I have myself noticed the lack of time but too detailed to celebrate each game.
Take Fallout3 ... in itself a game where you could spend quite loose change with one years time.
clear as it came out it was perfect ... I was gambled weggeflasht really ... the combat system, open world or the post-apocalyptic story. A little later came
Gears of War 2 .. Fallout was in the shell packed, as the fight against the Locust and the associated rescue of humanity simply had priority.
Gears was awesome, even if he could not inspire me the way I used the first-fruits. But regardless of the Horde mode tore everything out and chatted for a few days ...
... until then was the way Call of Duty 5 in my 360 drive.
The Locust were forgotten, but it was to shoot the Japanese and Nazis, and to ensure that perhaps the only "just" war of this century, went out as we know it from history books. After the Reichstag was stormed and the Russian flag adorned the gallery of the building, I sat back and was unhappy in spite of everything ...
It just came out too many games. Each module is a kick in the ass in its genre, but timed to which they cancel each other in their action to the climax of all each other.
I'm glad it was this year and I am probably not a game in 2008 will buy more.
fallout was until now still not back in the 360 ... it had to make an appointment for my vacation in late December.

written by Hirschchen

What Is The Feeling When Stomach Drops

thread idea: I'm with stupid - a second chance

This is already the third contribution to the game forums I'm with stupid. And it is not so nice: "All good things come in threes"? Actually, yes, but why the game is then called this time "a seconc chance "? Well, how it came about, you can read here elsewhere. And about the old stories, it should not go here, too. Rather, I'm with stupid shines with a second chance in a new light, which we owe primarily Lionhead and its new rules.

New rules? That's right! The lion's head has the thread does not just put up new ... no, he has what it meant and still have revised the old play structure! Instead of three rounds of five questions, there are now only a question and answer session with seven questions. This small change takes a great tendency to cause, hence making the game much more "casual-friendly." Each can take part, at any time. Missed rounds, the overall victory would destroy a thing of the past! This opens up a much larger I'm with stupid user field. It shows, especially on the larger number of players who recorded the game at the time still. And here and there will also have a new face this - it must be!

BTW: This is the complete set of rules: first
is) it to help evaluate it, give only a game with 7 questions.
2) The thread is family safe! Every offensive and pointless nivea unique answer / comment will not be counted!
3) There must be a maximum of one question per Round to the user or the community turn
4) Try to find reasonably meaningful questions.
5) Please no user response, except when asked decidedly for it. should
6) It will now be a global ranking to see who wins most frequently, etc.
7) The User kidding nor fooled so I need not mention or extra? (* Oops * I have not done so)
8) For responses such as "I do not know", "" or "do not know to be" in the evaluation of only 1 point awarded, no matter how often they occur.

is also interesting to point 6 in the list - the global rankings! Lionhead actually makes itself but also the trouble, the points collected, the number of wins, number and the part taken, the number of rounds and round head of anyone who ever played should have to list. It is worthwhile also from time to time, clean look in his initial post. And it is easy just to see where even the line (currently the ranking leads the way at Satani). And for some people (like me for example) is something like a ranking or achievements but actually be inspiring ... I've heard at least ...

Finally, I wish Lionhead align again great praise and thanks for his action (s). I'm with stupid you have helped to new heights!

written by bert barth

posted by Hirschchen

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interview with Hirschchen

Hello people, this was the time I interview someone who is responsible for the many many hungry mouths are stuffed. He is not only cook but also gamers also have 'Admin' this blog ... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you, in the right corner, the best chef in NRW, here is Hiiiiiirschcheeeeeen: Normal

deer, I now call simply "deer '. What should interest some, what is the origin your name 'Hirschchen?

The name comes from a restaurant by working here and there to help out. Because nothing better has occurred to me and Alex as Nick is quite boring, I have chosen the Hirschchen.

-The name sounds really interesting ^ ^. You work every now and then is in a restaurant and your job 'cooking', as did you get this job?

After I finished teaching a butcher had and had worked as a journeyman for some time the federal government knocked on my door. I let him in and did my military service. After I finished the service, I was unemployed, as was rampant at this particular time, the BSE-wave in Germany. My then gave me Stuffz one season as a grill in a 4 * hotel. There I decided then another 2-year apprenticeship as a cook dranzuhängen and the rest is history ...

- But the job is fun or you? I mean, from really exotic dishes that are typical German dishes, which is already Variety. And in this stressful job you still have the time private life, playing and Gamepro to get regulated, are you satisfied with this life?

Well, right now I gamble and put something back to Gamepro, because I'm pretty busy at work. Have now even a Azubine which also takes time. like the blog would result in something better, but as I said real life is going on .... and yes, so I'm actually quite pleased.

- As long as you're satisfied, is nothing to complain about one day ;-). Something topical, politics is very sensitive, the Wii picky. Do you find the response of the PSP and the politics a little bit about when it comes to video games?

boy media are reviewed again particularly in view of the policy. I really would not engage in this great debate. I get all my games that I want to have uncut. This will be quite enough. I also do not like it when the state patronized an adult citizen in any way.

- True, if one should be 18 Has reached the age allowed to play what you want, but just in case there are import dealer ^ ^. You said you get everything Uncut, which can close out that you are active gamers, what's your favorite game momentary?

moment .... ash over my head, I'm falling browser games. Ikariam is my favorite. I also play another 5 other browser games. The last console game was the "Castle Crashers" from the Xbox Arcade segment. Nevertheless, I am animal on the next few months .... my face .... Gears of War 2, Call of Duty 5, Fallout 3 ... I am blessed with joy.

-The pearls are real ^ ^. You've been long been users in the GamePro forum and is currently working on 'Admin' of GamePro blog, as it happened at all this, you've begun to read GamePro and up in the forum to register?

As long as I'm ever not registered. In early 2006 I first logged into the board. The print edition of the GP I have been reading the first issue. I mourned my time very "Video Games" behind the Maniac comforted me indeed a bissel but then I looked at my kiosk, a new Multimag which treated all consoles. Since I actually have always Multikonsolero was there began a love that lasts pretty long.

-How sweet ^ _ ^. How do you like for the thing with the Slimhüllen?

Has not affected me at all. I was frankly glad that the things are gone, I was feeling guilty when I have the thrown in the trash.

-Aso;). Where we grad so at GamePro. The forum, how do you like it? could the moderators are too strict / hard, or do you think there are a lot better?

I do not think the quality of a forum at some Moderators can fix. The forum is only as good as the users who move there. Right now I personally find that pretty dead pants there ... it's boring. Sometimes missing stop someone makes a bissel of humor, too happy in the negative ...

- Sounds after a desperate call for something refreshing atmosphere to get into it ^ ^. But once we come back to your profession. As a chef you have already determined the different dishes prepared, which is this court that you prepare best?

That is not so. I'm quite fond of Italian cuisine. With all kinds of pasta, sauces and containing the entire farm stuff what is being eaten and Italian cuisine is much more than Mama Miracoli and tomato and mozzarella.

-noodles Hmm, I can come visit us?. Okay Hirsch, as always, I give you a chance to describe the forum to describe in one sentence, how would the forum

?

The forum is directed from the daily madness. :)

- Ooookay, there is some truth to it * cough *. Thank you found time to make up my questions. I wish you continued success and fun in your career, maybe even videos are still in existence where you dance in the kitchen ^ ^.

Maybe ...

interview & text written by Vandar
Special Thanks to: Hirschchen

Why Am I Attracted To Milfd

My Forum habits

In the last time I noticed something:
Within the 5 1 / 2 years that I'm actually here now here (by the way verwarnungslos and with relatively few, but of course ONLY high-quality contributions ), have crept in me certain behaviors that affect the browsing options.

And anyway I wanted to contribute something even more or less meaningful, and my other subjects, were snapped up, for example, about my two favorite threads, already two friendly colleagues thought I was me, this is THE to have the opportunity for you, sometimes a glimpse of Jer's surfing behavior is In this sense, from the Post:

If the PC is first turned on, dubbed the playlist in Media Player on the current emotional state,'s're off. The fire fox that I have affectionately dubbed Foxy Brown gets his itinerary: http://www.gamepro.de/forum/index.php is the magic address that I have noted as a bookmark.
This has the result that I often the main page of the Gamepro weeks did not get to face, and then am surprised when issues arise in the forum, which seem alien to each other but are treated as if it normal.

example, the discussions about annoying commercials that I be spared even in this roundabout way to a great extent. And anyway, Foxy, that would absolutely govern anyway. Once
So, on the forum main page, the first wait for the window that I either telling you that the good Key sent me once again one of our usual mammoth PNs (this is often in vain waited ), or, lately that I can send you our Lionhead, I would have beaten the day before his neighbor boy to invalids.

Anyway, these obstacles are first taken (the mammoth is PN-read in the first rule, and then answered if the relationships I already know not ), you can start even the happy browsing in Forum: Starting

is always with the small talk forum, nice top-down stop. Generally speaking, Sticky threads are usually only once completely ignored, and I scroll down to the other. If the time, then maybe once a sign of life in the "Why are you still on? (Early clock from 23 to 5 clock) is created, if your thread is at this time on the first page (everything after it will turn into usually ignored, you have to stop priorities )

bike threads and "Oh, I xxxx contributions, I pay homage to "threads I itch it, so once the new stupid photos of new stupid users in the" admired User-Gallery "forum. Should I have followed my sight, contrary to expectations continue to be, in the football thread Once again did my thoughts with Bayern Munich made known so that even just never, never forget, someone, before I will, if there are new posts in the "(first) love" thread (my second favorite thread ) by looking .

enough There, everything from hopeless to amusing, but I'm a nice person, and actually try to always help. be intellectually high-quality conversations with Morpheus out, BB has come here until he has come "in the slippers," yes, yes, the thread has a unique fascination.

The "general questions" thread "is graced with my presence, but usually more passive, I most of the wealthy do not know. Or knew her, that zebras are black with white stripes? The rest of the runs are in temporary Smalltalk Forum Threads, which find no mention here only once.

Then it's off into the media forum and into the hip hop thread, my territory. is posted here of course the most, have written over 500 of my posts there, and sometimes it's criminal past the OT, but hey, that must be there, too.
Especially when James' love for bad ... uh, diplomatic words, getting used to getting music every now and then hammered into the memory (not personally take ).

But fortunately there are indeed enough to share my views. Otherwise be here just once then written CD reviews, if something new is there, etc. pp. Then, in "Last Seen Movie browsed thread that allowed some free my Trash Love Run, and then it goes on to the relatively new" Movie Screenshot Quiz ", where I always have to ask how much free time, our Lionhead to virtually any movie from any screenshot to know there.

I usually go out empty, but that's life. Much more interesting, the media forum at the time really hard, again smaller than threads, which then disappear after a few days / weeks, so will just purely looked in the games forum where I can write, thanks to lack of current consoles somehow so hardly anything.

But the PES vs. FIFA - Discussions are for me the daily routine as a cup of coffee in the morning, I can only recommend. "tips and cheats" are dead, wonder anyway, then why it is still wasted mods, but good, so fast. Only a short trip to PC Forum, again without much to say, before I will be the "opinions the issue "come.

the moment it is there again quiet, but at the time of the envelope discussion was real here all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, there are only a few tears on the subject, which are also dry, the Abokündingsdrohungen are still regularly Currently "The Hellboy comic is a Abogoodie shit, I quit!". I often wonder how many of the people at the end really notice, but that's probably nothing to me.

If I have a lot of time, as now, I create quickly once the current issue is a topic with all the ratings, partly out of pure human love, but mostly to show all failures in the waiting thread that I already my notebook have received. My last stop is still the "Opinions on GamePro.de" forum, but also is almost dying, but terminally ill should be visited so, you never know when is the last chance for that.

So, all this is done, is often so much time has passed that I have in my favorite threads (all of course the self-created: ouch) by looking back can be found to new posts. Yeah, life as Committed User's just not easy, but what has the library otherwise a repeat function? I

n this sense, I hope my insight into my life you enjoyed when you've made it this far to read, I can only you to beglückwunschen too much time I also had to write the article. And if the part Hirschchen really thinks publishable, perhaps you read again what the blog of me.

Until then,

Jer

written by Jer1989

posted by Hirschchen

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the GamePro forum and I

Since 10/27/2002 I am now registered in the GamePro forum and now I celebrate my 4000th Contribution (1.85 posts per day). Today it is time to look back on my time in the forum. Six long years I've stayed true to this forum and there were some ups and downs. Let's start:

At the forum, I am of course by the GamePro come. On my registration period, the GamePro just came fresh on the market, how many issues were previously available but I can not say exactly. The first real issue at the newsstand was 10/2002, ie the intervening period may not have been too large. At that time the Forum had a completely different design and was much smaller. Over time, however, are more and more users come, and brought life to the place tidy.

When I look at old posts of mine, I only wonder about what I wrote for a nonsense. At that time I was still using a different user name on the board - BenderXXL I used to be called. At some point I will but by a the then mods can be renamed. Since then, knows (and loves ) I am known as Bert Barth. My post

behavior was not always so special. At first I was very motivated and I have written a lot. But when I look at my 1000 thread, I just wonder how I got that far. At some point I had lost the desire on the forum and made a big break, the exact times but I have not in the head. For a while I have only read by and written anything. Somehow I had to write because there is no great desire was. Earlier this year I had even turned to another gaming magazine forum - namely the NMAG forum. With the death of the mags was for me but somehow the forum died. Since I also had quite a good time ne (it was more among themselves because there were hardly any user), but in the GamePro forum was and is definitely better! So I've been about half a year here in this Forum. I had started there with ~ 2600 posts and now I am in 4000th When users choose the forum I was even two first - I was really happy.

here in the forum I have met many nice people and learned you can just write about everything. Whether on games (where I currently only have the bargain-day follow thread), about the issue (here I let myself from you, even if I cancel my subscription now, unfortunately), in about movies ( Media forum I read from time to time with really active I am here but surely not) or about God and the world in Smalltalk Forum (here I know most of the first love-thread). I find this forum and the community just great! Keep it up - and a more beautiful time with you!

Here is the link to my created thread, maybe one or the other finds something interesting to Get High ... click !

written by bert barth

posted by Hirschchen

Design Your Own Belt Buckle Online For Free

...... Ten things that are extremely annoying in video games.

10) dogs

problem
knows Who does not love ... our barker.
Quasi in gratitude that we have domesticated them, they must of course go to any inappropriate opportunity "walkies".
Whether you put in just a very tricky point, the four-legged little disturbing.
some point look up these desperate dogs eyes so sad that you found Aerith Gainsborough's death at the hands of Sephiroth as a bad joke by Fips Asmussen.

Countermeasures:
Either a Flexi-leash at 1000 meters and the little dog in the newly acquired 200 square villa, a "walk the dog room" set up.

9) family celebrations

problem
has just one, just before closing time "Game Time" for his favorite role-playing game Mass worried and then Mom comes in and asks:
"! light of morning, we have to get up early Grandma Celebrates 75th Birthday!"
course one could counter the Grandma Cheerful but has no idea and you would be missing his guild in the raid as a tank but significantly.
Unfortunately, Mom usually the longer breath and clamps the compiler or by hand from the console.

Countermeasures:
withdraw his grandmother extreme love and that you will go as far as disinherited grandchildren. Easier it would soak mums newly acquired Pumps in Domestos and to showcase their pride
. Bet you go the next 6 weeks nowhere at all?

8) friends / buddies

problem

In times of networked worlds / Chats / Team Speak in video games, the best mates respectively friends no longer come in person. This is even the contrary, the gambling extremely detrimental, but you have to focus simultaneously on a call and the screen. A Ammenmmärchen of the secular gamers is multitasking is enabled.
His social skills, the player with gold or farming experience but live fully in the game.

Countermeasures:
no social contact to avoid wherever possible and behave as pronounced puke if you get into the trouble to close friends.

7) acquisition on the phone

problem
Since you're sitting right now at a strong position with a Hüpfspiel where one is already dead death in 1000, then it looks as if it really does deliver ... the pulse takes to his heels immediately and you start to sweat ... then ... jaa damn, yes ... It
the phone rings and now the concentration disturbed the game ... of course forgive this lack of concentration and not one dies the 1,001th Death in the game. Outraged
to stand out from the phone and immediately asked whether it was not his would like to switch phone or power company.
later you have to buy them in the city and a new phone, since you have it "hang" when accidentally broken in 1000 pieces.
course you stay with his old provider.

Countermeasures:
meet its energy needs completely autonomous and rely on the good old methods of communication ... the smoke signals or the bush telegraph.

6) neighbors

Problem: You sit
nervous before his last fight with the role-playing boss.
The last time saven already half hours ago and one has already survived the transformation x.te the boss suddenly ... atomized into thousands of opponents of sparks ...
Man juchzt out a sound of satisfaction, only to see how at this moment, the screen is black. After a near heart attack one chooses to go to bed.
The next day we learn from the landlord of the neighbor next door had a shitty day and swim with his hair dryer is gone ... the course has carved out the fuse of the house.

counter-measures: Keep
His neighbors are satisfied with small gifts or for which you provide solely to the power source is located.

5) working

problem
straight is one durchfarmten after Night really groggy and then the alarm clock rings ... this symbolizes the end of gaming and you land hard on the next level, the so-called "Real Life".
Here one can physically operate mostly eight hours before the interruption is over again and you can continue playing.
course, you can not farm the amount of gold and level up in "RL" on a level only a year. Such a shice ...

Countermeasures:
helps here only "Hartz4" in his "RL" aufzuspielen.

4) Other media

problem
course there are other ways to consume his life. With music or Films, the gimmick two potent adversaries, fighting for your soul forever.
It has long been held as inclined gamers who of the 3, the race probably does.

Countermeasures:
together just to keep the coal always zuhaben the latest games at launch.

3) porn

problem
Especially as a man you have can not fulfill even the 24/7-Zocken sometimes just needs to a certain a game.
There must be created stronger "hand" to the problem eliminated. One should be careful that one does not necessarily but yes to this "porn" will clap, because you hold your hands needs but for the joypad.

Countermeasures: banish
All Pornadressen from his computer and the Internet play again on 2 CDs.

2) patches, updates, system versions

problem
Everyone knows it. Man finally gets the game on the one sometimes has been waiting for years. For sheer excitement pushes it into his DVD drive in order to throw up later because of the bug in the first section of the Superdupermegaspiels one makes progress impossible.
is something less serious to play the part of new updates or lengthy Systemaktuallisierungen.
"Holy shit! When it is finally be played out ... do, do, do, do, do ... "
course, one should not freak out as loud as usual ..

Countermeasures:
The good old Super Nintendo to get out of the attic and on the" Höha, schnella, weita "attitude of the video game shit-Business

1) ... easily sleeping girlfriends (wake up)
problem.
The biggest problem really is the sleep of his girlfriend all the one. should have should have friend with a sound sleep this necessarily illegitimate.
with women gamers are a light sleeper might consider a new hobby or a new wife.
The inclined Player knows it, of course, having a new game and this will necessarily be played. Of course it is itself extremely hot dadrauf.
The friend shares the joy over the new "family member" of course not and anyway would prefer something that one deals with it and playing around.
Now draw it out all the stops for his girlfriend to bed tired and get shut.
foot massages, hot water bottles ... yes, you even rumored that several "cuddle" come into play so that the "female" gets a resting heart rate, and finally falls asleep.
course are still saying things like: "Oh, dear ... until the next save point" or "equal treasure ... even the boss!"
avoid wherever possible should any time announcements, as the woman set up nailed to it and the chance to sleep it no longer is first given.
you now have everything done right the sweet femininity to sleep soundly.
If they have a light sleeper it will get up at dawn, just at the best place to bed and also not afraid drowsy easy to identify your console or PC.

Countermeasures:
No known effective countermeasures.

written by Hirschchen